Questions rises by the school children
To US President George W. Bush
On a propaganda tour through the United States President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.
Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
- How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
- Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
- Don’t you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom. When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions.
This time Joey rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:
- How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
- Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
- Don’t you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
- Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
- Where is Bob???
New Questions with same background
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
‘Billy.’
‘And what is your question, Billy?
‘I have 3 questions.
- First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
- Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
- Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?’
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh that’s right question time. Who has a question?”
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is?.
‘Steve’
‘And what is your question, Steve?’
‘I have 5 questions.
- First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
- Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
- Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
- Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
- Fifth, what the f**k happened to Billy?’
