Sathesh Kumar M

Questions rises by the school children

To US President George W. Bush

On a propaganda tour through the United States President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob rises to speak:

Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don’t you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom. When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions.

This time Joey rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don’t you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob???

New Questions with same background

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?

‘Billy.’

‘And what is your question, Billy?

‘I have 3 questions.

1. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?’

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh that’s right question time. Who has a question?”

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is?.

‘Steve’

‘And what is your question, Steve?’

‘I have 5 questions.

1. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4. Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Fifth, what the f**k happened to Billy?’

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  We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
  (Arab News Report )
• How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
  (Anonymous Manufacturer)
• I invented the internet.
  (Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President)
• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing  but none of them serious.
  (Alan Minter, Boxer)
• You guys line up alphabetically by height.
  (Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach)
• You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
  (Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach)
• For most people, death comes at the end of their lives.
  (GLR Broadcaster, UK)
• I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
  (Greg Norman, Golfer)
• I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
  (Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons)
• He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
  (Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer)
• I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
  Marilyn Manson, Singer
• I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
  (Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live foreve)
• After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
  (Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island)
• While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.
  (Reason given for insurance claim)
• Danger: Slow Men At Work
  (Road sign in Brunei)
• Permitted vehicles not allowed.
  (Road sign on US 27)
• Elephants: Please Stay In Your Car.
  (Safari park sign)
• After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
  (Sign in a British office)
• We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door  the bell doesn’t work.)
  (Sign on door of a repair shop)
• We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
  (Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player)
• Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.
  (Yogi Berra, Baseball player)

• Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
• Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
• Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
• Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
• Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
• Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
• Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
• Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
• Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… Except that he got caught.
• Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
• Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
• Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
• Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
• Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
• Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
• Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
• Father: A banker provided by nature.
• Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
• Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
• Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
• Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
• Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
• Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
• Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
• Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in zerO, Instead of the first letter in word Opportunity.
• Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
• Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
• Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
• Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
• Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
• Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.